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3. Is there anyone you are jealous of?
Ans: Yes I am jealous of people who want to make films but never get to make them and so they can’t get bitched and they just end up bitching others films.

Case in point: My biggest regret about AAG is that by being the butt of it I didn’t get to fuck it.

6. You will die alone.
Ans: I will prefer that to your company.

21. I wish you a very very happy and prosperous Diwali.
Ans: Am just curious about if you really think that any of the forces out there who can give me happiness and prosperity will give a fuck about your wishes.

20. Try to keep away from crazy camera angles extreme close-ups etc. If you tell me who will give BGM and D.O.P for your movie I will tell you whether it will work or not.
Ans: If you tell me who is the worst BGM guy and D.O.P I will go ahead and sign only them.

13. Why did you choose Nietzsche to be influenced?
Ans: Because his quotes are vague enough so that I can use them to twist my philosophy around at my will and convenience.

10. Did you hear of Philanthropy?
Ans: Ya I did. It is some disease of the head.

6. Is it ok to say sorry when we do something wrong.
Ans: Yes. But it’s even better to stubbornly insist that we were right so that the person you said sorry to won’t sit on your head.

26. You are basically a brilliant educated goonda.

Ans: Superb. I am thrilled with your insight and for a change I truly mean it.

24. What do you think of Swami Vivekananda?

Ans: Who is he?

20. What do you like in a James Bond movie?

Ans: Guns and butts.

19. Why do you think we get entertained when two parties fight?

Ans: It sure breaks the monotony of life.

1. After the duds I have seen of yours I wouldn’t mind giving your movies a miss.

Ans: Oh Noooooo! I beg you with tears in my eyes not to do that. Please forgive me for the films you did not like. I swear on you and your family that I will try not to disappoint you next time. Please please please don’t deprive me of my livelihood.

27. If Satya was an atheist and intelligent how come he gets attracted to something like marriage?
Ans: Because women are more attractive and powerful than atheism and logic.

26. Why are your male extras horrible and female extras sexy?
Ans: Guess.

17. Fuck all the media people in ‘RANN’.
Ans: I am choosy in that department.